Thread by @joshnimi, Have you ever allowed something you wont allow on a norms just [...]

Have you ever allowed something you wont allow on a norms just because the person matches the idea of a perfect person that u have always created in your head?
I'm not even sure if that's the actual question but u get? And if u dont errr ...

So I was in a bus few weeks ago( before this Corona ish), the heat was actually mad, I just wanted to get home fast , shower and sleep, but Lagos traffic had other plans for me

Mehn I had to find a way to cope before I lost my mind , so I started thinking about weird things like how I will just greet one old woman on the road and she will pity me and give me jazz to be very rich loll I need to buy Lexus abeg..

Then my phone rang, business call, Josh howfar I need you to help me cover an event today the pay is bla bla bla would u be free by 2, if yes send account number.omo me that i love money fast fast i sent it. Alert entered (i started thinking of how I'll enter domino's pizza and

flex there or enter one fancy restaurant and chop better life). Came down from the bus ordered taxify and off I went to the island

This was like one of those sweet days mehn.. small work plenty moneyy. I guess the soap I used that morning was doing the work, I taught that would be all but I guess God was just starting with me(Lagos traffic ntooor, in your face murafuka)..

Got to the venue, just few people on ground (i hate when people dont keep to time sha but owo ti wole:money has entered). Went around took few pictures then found one nice sit beside the ac. Ohlalala

Before I knew it I have slept( you know when better breeze dey blow ur brain na after all the stress), I guess I had slept for 5mins or so but it felt like an hour, then I started hearing some ladies voice
Lady 1:tap him abeg
Lady 2: I feel he his sleeping

Lady 1: en shey we wont sit ni
I was still fast asleep so i guess I taught I was dreaming till they tapped me.
my eyes don red I was seeing weird colours as i was itching my eyes

Then one of the ladies said sorry we want to sit(there were few sits beside me but ffs there were enough empty sit in the front SEFSRBN??)
I sha shifted they entered, as I was about to rest my head again someone else tapped

(abi iru wahala wo wa leleyi, just let me sleep in peace na ejor) then I lifted my head I was legit fuming then I saw this fineeeee ladyyyyy (the sleep first left my eyes)

she had this nice sweet voice (how did I know?? En shebi she told me to pls shift for her too)

God wassnt done with me, he has passed me the baton just for me to run to the finish line

She saw my camera, hey are you the photographer (erm hanty because u are fine dossnt mean u should be asking yeye question na) I said yes, then she was like she's the host. Hi my name is chidinma she smiled and brought out her hand for us to shake.

Now pause a bit, let me gist you about her physical appearance, light skinned but not too light skinned shey u get? Then she wore a turtle neck top and one extremely short skirt that was held together by two buttons (oh I observe details alot) and one mad heels, medium size body

Oya we are back
Held her hands(e be like foam soo soft). Then she was like I should please help take her pictures now before she goes inside to change... we both went out saw a nice background then took a couple of pictures. Complemented her skin and her outfit, she too she did.

As I was giving her small small flirting she was return it back bigger and better..As I was giving her gbagba she was giving me gbogbo. Olorun iye lol God wants to gimme jedi jedi bcos this sugar is too much

The event started and ended I was very tired. chidinma waved at me, we talked then she hugged me and slipped her card into my Jean then said call me and she left..

Somebodyyyyyy should wake me up na pleaseee. I sha enterd my taxify got home and slept off, woke up around 3am. Then I remember I diin call chidinma (I honestly hate phone calls it gives me anxiety abeg) so I sent her a text.. hey its Josh the photographer bla bla bla.

For two days I diin hear from this babe, well i guess i had a nice run of my good luck charm. Then the 5th day or so i got a text hey Josh I'm sorry went to Ghana for a meeting just got back , you wanna hang out? Call me!

Do I wanto hangout? Are you kidding me?What I'm I doing on a Friday afternoon????? Called her back .. we continued with our gbagba and gbogbo lol this girl matched my energy mehn

I got to her office, she was already rounding up. Make we no lie this babe sabi dress. Then she was like she's a bit tired she would have loved us to have dinner somewhere nice. Na so I just talk or we could go to your place and I cook ( she stays alone btw).

We left got two bottles of red wine on the road and off we went.. okay so this babe na better big babe. The interior deco of her house was sick..if u take picture here and you no still fine ahhh ur case is with God now oh

So she showed me around then went to change... me as per lion that I am(ekun) I entered kitchen brought out spag and all other stuffs to use.. make i no stress my self made white spag and fried stew.. then she came down and hugged me from behind

Brooooooo my head wan scatter, she was on bum skirt (lool u know those extremely short skirts yeah?) With a crop top, her 7 waist beads were shinning too(ohhh I counted it dont ask bow abeg.. ) mehn I knew after we eat I WIL EAT lol but make I no dey forward.....

We ate and drank, then she started blasting better afro beat music from her speakers...then she got up and started grooving. Y'all remember that reverse whine stuff???? She could do it

then she was like would you allow a woman dance alone?????

Loll one thing sha led to another and......

ErrI am still praying this stuff happens bcos I wrote this inside the mad traffic I was inside. I hope you had a nice read sha and I hope I finally get to see my chidinma

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