Humor enhancing, typo inducing rum is poured, let’s dig into the litter box

The CATS livetweet, rubbing up against your TL leg now

The Universal logo gives us an accurate picture of how many people refuse to watch this movie

Just choked on rum and was honestly glad I was physically unable to keep looking at this nightmare

I’ve been writing for over 20 years. I’ve read Milton, Shakespeare, McCarthy

I still can’t find words to describe how frighteningly awful this movie looks and the revulsion and fear I feel while watching it

Idris Elba meowing as he disappears tells me he knew exactly what movie he was in

Poor stupid bastard

You remember how any rational person wanted to see Ian McKellan and Judi Dench appear together in a movie?

Need to get rid of that monkey paw

I’ve made a horrible mistake

Musical theater is the worst thing that ever happened to culture and this is its zenith

So a jellicle cat is a cultist? An evanjellicle if you will

I hate myself. That’s always been true. I’ve made mistakes I’ll die regretting and if God personally curb stomped me into Hell, that still might not cover it all

But I don’t deserve this

I’m thinking of the bad guys in DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE to life me out of the dirtiness I feel and remember a more hopeful world where morals exist