Thread by @groovepapi, I remember in the year 2017, life was good in my perspective [...]

I remember in the year 2017, life was good in my perspective that year. I was famous on Facebook, also an online comedian then and that was all that mattered to me that year.
One sunny afternoon I posted on my page on Facebook "Swimming with papi!! Who& #39;s in?"

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then under the post I wrote "if you know your a boy please behave like you didn& #39;t see this post" , I started getting comments from different girls and it was getting hard for me to choose because almost all of them interested were all fine and hot girls.

So I went to meet my men to help me choose the right shawty for me.
We were all deliberating when one chick commented " I& #39;m interested baby" wooowww I started feeling myself, I saw this girl in a party like 3 weeks before that day and I was feeling her like mad gan! Opportunity!

So I ran back home took my bath, opened my new body spray, opened my new sect of boxers , I took my cloth to the dry cleaner again then went to the barber shop to put my hair in shape. Then I was ready I called her and she said we should meet at pepperoni.

I entered pepperoni bought coke (I was a member of coke boys world wide then) then I called her and told her where I was, 3 minutes later she entered and I was like "God take control a goddess is walking towards me let me not fuck up in any way"

but wait oh I noticed another goddess was walking behind her ah ah this babe no tell me say she dey bring her friend na

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but wait oh I noticed another goddess was walking behind her ah ah this babe no tell me say she dey bring her friend na https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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so we hugged and I drew the chair back for her to sit ( awon gentle man things

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Koda arrived 5 minutes later then we all headed to the hotel. When we got there I paid 4k, they were already four girls inside the pool so I was just so glad. I rented swimming trunks for the girls and showed them where to change up while me and Koda went to drink

so I was left with 700 naira( I used the 300 for transport) as soon as me and Koda jumped into the pool the weather changed

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For my mind I dey swear for two of them everyone left the pool except me and Koda, Koda been wan comot but the eye wey I use look am he stayed in the pool. I told the girls to enter the pool I was forcing myself to smile but deep within me I wan bite them my money no fit just go

My goddess no gree oh so me and Koda went and joined them. I was sitting there angrily and cold before this goddess stand up come sit down on top my laps, I was suppose to be angry but ... then she said she& #39;s cold, ah ah God this greenlight is too bright it& #39;s entering my eye

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I wanted to go and beg manager for a room in his hotel because I had just 700 then she said no that what she wants is cigarettes ( ah ah?? Cigar?? This goddess na smoker ohh) I bought a pack for her 500 so I was left with 200

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she saw her friend there so she went to say hi ,before I knew it the guy bought drinks for them, I begged Koda to buy drinks and he bought one expensive drink like that, so me and Koda were drinking before the main goddess left the hotel without even saying bye

at that point I hated everything about life, I hustled to get that 5k in my account and I just threw it away ( I go die oh i go die oh) I wanted to cry before Koda showed me my bag, rain fell on it and my 200 naira don soak as I was bringing it out it divided into two (

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at that point I hated everything about life, I hustled to get that 5k in my account and I just threw it away ( I go die oh i go die oh) I wanted to cry before Koda showed me my bag, rain fell on it and my 200 naira don soak as I was bringing it out it divided into two (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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that was how I wore my cloth and started trekking back home under the rain. I understood the meaning of the word "hustle".

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