Phil is the worst? I don't understand why he has to foster every male child that comes into his life while completely neglecting his actual son who already adores him?! I mean, I do understand but it makes me angry.

I mean, Jay and Dennis... I at least understand why he chose them (though not at the expense of Ben obvs)? Jay's great and Dennis was his stepson/adopted son. But Keanu?! KEANU?! He had the personality of a wet turnip.