So here is my plan:

1. I am going to buy my planned ridiculous parade float dress as if the Hugos were happening as normal.
2. I am going to wear it down into the swamp.
3. I am going to watch the livestream while sitting on a big tree that fell across the river.

4. In the event that I am fortunate enough to win (please, please let me win), I will put my phone carefully down, then topple gently backward off the tree and into the river.

A VOTE FOR SEANAN IS A VOTE FOR WATCHING A WOMAN IN A PUFFY ORANGE BALLGOWN DRAMATICALLY FALL INTO A MOVING RIVER.

(The river contains frogs and leeches, if that helps.)

And yes, I will have someone there to Instagram Live my dramatic Ophelia moment.

VOTE FOR ME THREE TIMES, IT'LL BE LIKE A CARNIVAL DUNK TANK THAT YOU CONTROL!