incomplete list of things that are inherently homoerotic:

- sword fights
- buttoning up someone's corset
- placing a necklace on their neck, gently closing the clasp
- lighting their cigarette
- correcting their posture
- smudged lipstick
- prolonged eye contact
- hands

- sharing earphones and listening to a love song while gazing tenderly into each other’s eyes

having read everyone’s replies to this tweet, and after careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that everything that has ever existed, ever, is homoerotic now