(THREAD)

I've had DayZ for about 4 days so far and about 32 hours of gameplay, here's my experience/what ive picked up so far:

- Rear ending a car sometimes results in many backflips

- Berezino has an incredibly high suicide rate

- Admins seem cool asf

1/4

- Trees and small wooden fences are an immovable force even when faced with MRAPs

- Why does this adult zombie have a schoolkids backpack

- "Can i survive this fall-" *unconcious*

- "Give me 48 minutes i need to sort my backpack"

2/4

- There is seemingly an infinite supply of milk as they cost 1 Ruuble

- "Where the fuck did you get a katana"

- Firing next to someones ear solely because i can

- "Oh shit you's spawned on the South coast?" *F11*

3/4

- "How do i reload a mag? ah don't worry ill be long dead before i reach that point"

- I spend half my time figuring out if im dying, i spend the other half trying to stop me from dying.

- I can carry 8 bazooka sized carpets at once.

4/4