My little brother just came to me and said “Shakesa michaiah has a pink stuff for you and she doesn’t want to give me”

So my heart starts beating fast and I rush out the room to go to her ...
THIS LIKKLE GYAL HA MA VIBRATOR IN SHE HAND BEHIND SHE BACK AH HIDE FROM ME
Me just rag um out she hand
Now she won’t stop asking me what it is fml
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