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I have spent the last 5 mins cracking up imagining the dynamics of each and every single one of these dorm rooms https://twitter.com/cursedchildnyc/status/1247612852258684930
Myrtle in a room full of boys she would have flirted with every single one of them
I feel like Scorpius Ginny Batty B and Hagrid would all be great friends, although I’m sure Scorp would be very starstruck to be in a dorm with batty b herself, umbridge would have stormed out and asked for her own private dorm in seconds
lily in the same room as snape I would pay to see bc she would probably hex him for the way he treated the children he was teaching, I also feel like she would attempt to hex dumbley ds portrait for not looking after Harry properly too x
Vernon would absolutely be pissing himself sharing a dorm with any witch or wizard he would have stormed out instantly, but James sr and Lily Jr would get on like a house on fire and have great grandparent bonding time
I feel like Ron would bond very well w the gang and they would get up to lots of trouble together, the station master joins in but no one can understand him so they just nod whenever he speaks
omg Jsp getting to dorm with Krum he would have had an absolute field day sharing a room with one of the greatest quidditch players of all time and would have definitely spent the whole time fanboying over him, Dudley doesn’t have a clue who he is but likes the fact he’s famous
the trolley witch is the worst person to dorm with she’s up all night crying abt Ottaline and it drives the others absolutely crazy, RGW needs her sleep and when the TW isn’t crying, Harrys screaming abt his son in a nightmare poor RGW she can’t catch a break
