I’m 31 now so lemme also do a thread on what I’ve learned in my 20s like Ndeshi did
Lesson 1: Beeches ain’t sheet
Lesson 2: when watching porn, always cover your laptop webcam when wanking, a hacker might be recording you.
Lesson 3: Midget porn will change your life
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