I will literally never listen to a scientist or “science” bc they were all nerds in high school and I bully nerds. Also I’ve never seen a yoked, handsome scientist so they can’t be right. Science is FAKE
“B-but The Science ™️ says-“ I do not care. I’m friends with men of power and vision, and am one myself, who receive revelations from muses that guide the actions they take. I will listen to them without hesitation, and especially over nerd “scientists”!
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