Dear @reddit ,
First of all, fuck you.
Aaron would think you are all very weird dweebs. You should be ashamed of your homogenous neckbeard fuckboi society. You represent nothing. You own nothing. You're worth nothing.

Thanks, you dumb decumbent executive signatories @condenast. You've destroyed meaningful discourse.
I'm sorry @CondeNast , you knew the problem. Fuck you, Advanced Publications. I hope you go to zero.
Now I'm just lost in shell companies with inflated valuations.
Explains the cat videos.
This thread is half-joking, but, seriously, when was the last time you watched Discovery channel as your first choice? 1999. I knew it.
All I wanted to do was post my video to r/documentaries for a couple fucking karma, damn it.
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