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vince/gwen: can you please say something nice to me?
mick: something nice.
mick: something nice.
stella: doc youβre being mean!!
doc: im not being mean, youβre being over sensitive.
stella: β you threatened to feed my snail to a turtle.
doc: im not being mean, youβre being over sensitive.
stella: β you threatened to feed my snail to a turtle.
rachel: my kids canβt hear me calling you a bitch.
jimi/himi: your window is down.
rachel: they canβt hear me because theyβre listening to kidz bop.
(via. kidsbopkaren)
jimi/himi: your window is down.
rachel: they canβt hear me because theyβre listening to kidz bop.
(via. kidsbopkaren)
courtney: they call you a girl?
vince/gwen: thatβs the least of what they call me.
steven, in the distance: VINCE MEAL.
vince/gwen: you can expect steven to be in a casket next time you see him.
vince/gwen: thatβs the least of what they call me.
steven, in the distance: VINCE MEAL.
vince/gwen: you can expect steven to be in a casket next time you see him.
steven, holding a stick of dynamite: look what peter gave me! itβs a sparkler!
joan: what- thatβs not aβ
peter: shhhh, itβs almost at the end of line, he will figure it out soon.
joan: what- thatβs not aβ
peter: shhhh, itβs almost at the end of line, he will figure it out soon.
debbie: watch out, hoe!
steven: what did you just say to me?!
debbie, pointing at a hoe(the gardening tool): thereβs a hoe right there, i didnβt want you to step on it.
steven: oh, thanks.
(via. tiktok)
steven: what did you just say to me?!
debbie, pointing at a hoe(the gardening tool): thereβs a hoe right there, i didnβt want you to step on it.
steven: oh, thanks.
(via. tiktok)
mick: i canβt stand rude people
joan: how do you handle yourself, then?
mick: i donβt.
joan: how do you handle yourself, then?
mick: i donβt.
peter: if you donβt do this for me, there will be serious consequences involving a ceiling fan, a fork, and a fly
steven: what does that even mean?are you going to murder me-?
peter: i donβt really know, i just throw random things in a sentence and hope it sounds threatening.
steven: what does that even mean?are you going to murder me-?
peter: i donβt really know, i just throw random things in a sentence and hope it sounds threatening.
steven, doing tiktok dances:
mick, in the other room: i bet my nephew will be a doctor. i should go check on him :)
steven, grinding to be cool:
mick, shedding a tear of genuine sadness: :,)
mick, in the other room: i bet my nephew will be a doctor. i should go check on him :)
steven, grinding to be cool:
mick, shedding a tear of genuine sadness: :,)
mick: gwen , you canβt drink the milk! itβs expired!
vince/gwen: i have no idea what that weird means, ΓΌnd therefore i give no fucks for it.
vince/gwen: i have no idea what that weird means, ΓΌnd therefore i give no fucks for it.
billy: alright! todays going to be a good day! i get to meet my boyfriends friends! :)
mick, with a paper full of bad things going on today: I think the fuck not, you trick ass bitch.
mick, with a paper full of bad things going on today: I think the fuck not, you trick ass bitch.
Peter: I hate that blonde kid.
Joan: steβ
Peter: DONt say HIS NAME!! youβll attract him!!!!!!
Joan: steβ
Peter: DONt say HIS NAME!! youβll attract him!!!!!!
Steven: hey, debbie, whatcha making?
Debbie: popcorn!
Steven: yes thatβs my name, I just asked what youβre making.
Debbie: no, moron, Iβm making popcorn.
Steven, shocked: c a n n i b a l.
Debbie: popcorn!
Steven: yes thatβs my name, I just asked what youβre making.
Debbie: no, moron, Iβm making popcorn.
Steven, shocked: c a n n i b a l.
Jimi/Himi: Steven what are you doing?
Steven, putting a cat on his nose area: look! Iβm Peter Criss from KISS.
Jimi/Himi: I hate you.
Steven, putting a cat on his nose area: look! Iβm Peter Criss from KISS.
Jimi/Himi: I hate you.
Vince/Gwen: imagine eating.
Peter: you donβt eat?
Vince/Gwen: no. I filter feed.
Peter: whatβs that?
Vince/Gwen: breathinβ in air and just filtering it into food
(via. spongebobsquarepants)
Peter: you donβt eat?
Vince/Gwen: no. I filter feed.
Peter: whatβs that?
Vince/Gwen: breathinβ in air and just filtering it into food
(via. spongebobsquarepants)
Sock/Jon: I wanna go skydiving.
Richie: remember what happened last time?
Sock/Jon: no...?
Richie: yeah, thatβs because you dramatically fainted before the plane could even get off the ground.
Richie: remember what happened last time?
Sock/Jon: no...?
Richie: yeah, thatβs because you dramatically fainted before the plane could even get off the ground.
Doc: Iβm the model of the year
Gwen/Vince, trying not to IMPLODE: *random German insult*
Gwen/Vince, trying not to IMPLODE: *random German insult*
Steven: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Plotting out where Iβm going to put your bed.
Steven: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MY BED OUTSIDE?
Peter: because Iβm tired of hearing you snoring from the FIRST FLOOR, obviously.
Peter: Plotting out where Iβm going to put your bed.
Steven: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MY BED OUTSIDE?
Peter: because Iβm tired of hearing you snoring from the FIRST FLOOR, obviously.
