nct 127 as ryan higa songs; a thread

DISCLAIMER: it's just a joke dawg no one come for my life pls. also day 23 of quarantine & this was the best idea ive had

taeil —> nice guys
reason: he's a nice dude. in the video he'd be ryan, just tryin to be the best for the girl. plus, taeil rapper

johnny —> coffee shop love
reason: you CANNOT convince me otherwise. i can see him rapping & singing his love for coffee

taeyong —> like a good boy
reason: he can be as cool as he wants, but the good boy in him will never change

yuta —> the ninja glare
reasob: i think he's a ninja

doyoung —> gtfo my room
reason: he's an aries

jaehyun —> i'm hardcore
reason: competitive little shit, soft but eats losers for breakfast

winwin —> shed a tear
reason: i'm a scorpio, he's a scorpio. we're water signs so we're kinda sensitive

jungwoo —> sometimes say never
reason: he's funny as fuck & this song is funny with absolute tomfoolery

mark & donghyuk —> bromance
reason: dawg, i had to. imagine this: mark rapping & hyuk really goin at in the chorus. THIS NEEDS TO BECOME A REALITY OLEASE I'LL DO AJYTHING

honorable mentions:
hehheh i soent way too much tjme thinking about all of this so this is more of what i have during my creative process

mark —> like a good boy
he is the living embodiment of this song

jaehyun —> sometimes say never
the whole video made me think of him too tbh, the captions speak for themselves

taeyong —> exposed
the style of the song is something he'd probably listen to & representative of his cool exterior

yo how do threads end?? the end???