In Ecuador we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “me vale verga” and I think that’s beautiful

In Ecuador we don’t say “I got a hangover” we say “Señor, me vende un encebollado” and I think that’s beautiful

In Ecuador we don’t say “wtf are you doing” we say “oye mmv” and I think that’s beautiful

In Ecuador we don’t say “are you coming” we say “confirma” and I think that’s beautiful

In Ecuador we don’t say “ok” we say “posi” and I think that’s beautiful