"There's white women and there's Karens...and Karens have got to go! Every time white women want to have a good time, ignorant ass Karens fuck it up. Can't do shit without an ignorant ass Karen fucking it up."

"Can't discover a nice local restaurant without it getting gentrified in three weeks. Grand opening, now its overrun by hipsters and selling sushi burritos!"

"Can't go a movie, why? Cuz Karens then start talking about everything problematic with it!"

"Boy I wish they'd let me join r/incels, I'd light up every Zumba class from here to Brooklyn!"

"You can't have shit with Karens! You can't have a dog around a Karen, she'll then want to take it as her own. Better paint them grey and stick a handle on them so they think you've got a mop!"

"You know what the worst part about Karens? Karens always want to get credit for any shit that they do! 'Just made some crepes'. You want a cookie? If her Instragram doesn't get filled with thousands of likes on her crepes she'll start crying!"

"But you wanna know the worst thing, the WORST thing about Karens? Karens love calling the manager. Nothing makes a Karen happier than calling the manager. Spell her name wrong on her triple decaf vanilla macchiatto at Starbucks? "Hello, I want to speak to a manager RIGHT NOW!""