"There& #39;s white women and there& #39;s Karens...and Karens have got to go! Every time white women want to have a good time, ignorant ass Karens fuck it up. Can& #39;t do shit without an ignorant ass Karen fucking it up."
"Can& #39;t discover a nice local restaurant without it getting gentrified in three weeks. Grand opening, now its overrun by hipsters and selling sushi burritos!"
"Can& #39;t go a movie, why? Cuz Karens then start talking about everything problematic with it!"
"Boy I wish they& #39;d let me join r/incels, I& #39;d light up every Zumba class from here to Brooklyn!"
"You can& #39;t have shit with Karens! You can& #39;t have a dog around a Karen, she& #39;ll then want to take it as her own. Better paint them grey and stick a handle on them so they think you& #39;ve got a mop!"
"You know what the worst part about Karens? Karens always want to get credit for any shit that they do! & #39;Just made some crepes& #39;. You want a cookie? If her Instragram doesn& #39;t get filled with thousands of likes on her crepes she& #39;ll start crying!"
"But you wanna know the worst thing, the WORST thing about Karens? Karens love calling the manager. Nothing makes a Karen happier than calling the manager. Spell her name wrong on her triple decaf vanilla macchiatto at Starbucks? "Hello, I want to speak to a manager RIGHT NOW!""
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