Ok, I& #39;m declaring this here for posterity: If I ever find yeast at the grocery store, I will attempt to make my mom& #39;s famous sticky rolls.
I& #39;m not a baker. Don& #39;t send me yeast. I must find it at the store for the prophecy to be fulfilled. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands">

These are cinnamon rolls made with the best yeasty dough, none of that dry shit, cooked in a pan with the best buttery caramel sauce, no giant fucking nuts to be found. They are exquisite.

Ok, Mom has declared "It& #39;s no secret, honey," so I can share. But I have to assemble a real recipe. My mom doesn& #39;t need instructions for herself, so it& #39;s...a bit piecemeal. I& #39;ll post later today!