My brain doesn't work. I am not afraid of heights. I can fly in planes, go on any thrill ride, ride the biggest coasters in the world, wanna go skydiving....

but I am TERRIFIED of falling because I tripped, or stumbling down a hill, or falling down the stairs.
I needed to step over a slipper mud puddle yesterday and my roommate literally had to take me by the hand and help me across because I was like a baby deer lmao
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