(heavily inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t& #39;s serie on YouTube, so please go watch it!)
whenever you see a really long fic tagged "hurt/comfort" your eyes go wide because you know what you& #39;re gonna do until 3am tonight
you& #39;re always a slut for adorable bois
your ideal date involve whacky hijinks, after which pain ensues
you proudly identifies as a morosexual
you just want good things for Deceit, and really, who wouldn& #39;t?
you were absolutely thrilled when "Be gay, do crimes" became the hottest new meme
you firmly believe that every lawful good paladin needs a chaotic neutral bard to balance him out
your crippling addiction to adorkable bois got so bad that one day you thought "hey you know what& #39;s better than one adorkable boi? two adorkable bois"
you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on
your favorite romantic trope is "friends to enemies to lovers"
you just want good things for Remus, and really, who wouldn& #39;t ?
your favorite high school romance is nerd/goth
you wrote Supernatural slash fic *before* Castiel was introduced
(I know the things around that ship and I don& #39;t ship them, but that was the perfect line for that so I still included it)
you& #39;re always a slut for characters who act like nothing fazes them, but go soft for one (1) person
your ideal relationship dynamic is that one meme that& #39;s like "hoe don& #39;t do it... oh my god" but somehow both partners are the hoe
and lastly, a bonus ship that& #39;s not Sanders Sides but they& #39;re too cute I can& #39;t help but include them
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">Remy (Sleep)/Emile Picani
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you& #39;re always a slut for characters that are in dire need of more screetime
you& #39;re always a slut for characters that are in dire need of more screetime