What your favorite Sanders Sides ship says about you

(heavily inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's serie on YouTube, so please go watch it!)

Roman/Virgil

whenever you see a really long fic tagged "hurt/comfort" your eyes go wide because you know what you're gonna do until 3am tonight

Logan/Patton

you're always a slut for adorable bois

Deceit/Remus

your ideal date involve whacky hijinks, after which pain ensues

Roman/Logan

you proudly identifies as a morosexual

Patton/Deceit

you just want good things for Deceit, and really, who wouldn't?

Virgil/Remus

you were absolutely thrilled when "Be gay, do crimes" became the hottest new meme

Logan/Deceit

you firmly believe that every lawful good paladin needs a chaotic neutral bard to balance him out

Roman/Patton

your crippling addiction to adorkable bois got so bad that one day you thought "hey you know what's better than one adorkable boi? two adorkable bois"

Remus/Logan

you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on

Virgil/Deceit

your favorite romantic trope is "friends to enemies to lovers"

Patton/Remus

you just want good things for Remus, and really, who wouldn't ?

Virgil/Logan

your favorite high school romance is nerd/goth

Roman/Remus

you wrote Supernatural slash fic *before* Castiel was introduced

(I know the things around that ship and I don't ship them, but that was the perfect line for that so I still included it)

Virgil/Patton

you're always a slut for characters who act like nothing fazes them, but go soft for one (1) person

Roman/Deceit

your ideal relationship dynamic is that one meme that's like "hoe don't do it... oh my god" but somehow both partners are the hoe

and lastly, a bonus ship that's not Sanders Sides but they're too cute I can't help but include them

Remy (Sleep)/Emile Picani

you're always a slut for characters that are in dire need of more screetime