feel like atsumu would be the type to handle a breakup with the least amount of grace and self-care possible

the guy would rent a car and drive out to the mountains and then run out of gas and get stuck there and have to call for help through the landline of a nearby goat farmer or something

atsumu renting out a movie theater so he can watch shitty hollywood romance movies and feel bad about himself and then getting scared by the shadows he keeps seeing everywhere in the empty theater and leaving halfway through the first movie

buying like a thousand liters of ice cream, forgetting the fact that he is lactose intolerant, and having to make an emergency call to the doctor's at 3 in the morning (halfway through his 5th rerun of the notebook) and being banned from practice for a week

which is, all things considered, good for him because he'd rather shove his head up his ass than see his ex right now. this reminds him that he is supposed to be in Significant Pain so to celebrate this he goes to the supermarket again (though this time he buys sorbet instead)

anyway he's still sad a week later so instead of going to practice he gets his fortune told by the shadiest fortune teller in the city. the fortune teller tells him his future is devoid of love and he spends the rest of the day standing on a bridge feeling very sorry for himself

i should just write this huh

atsumu fails at conflict resolution because his whole life he's been taught that all he has to do to fix something is get better at it whereas a relationship, unlike volleyball, is not something one can strongarm their way back into: the fic (coming to a theater near you soon)