chill out, elena gilbert 2.0

I’m only the first chapter and she’s sounding a lot like elena and I feel this could be a TVD rip off

not this being one of my most anticipated reads and almost putting me to sleep already

we have just met our damon salvatore rip off and I am cringing so hard at this

is this meant to be funny? because nobody’s laughing, put the fourth wall back up ffs

how she even know he’s unattainable when she hasn’t even spoke to him yet? ugh gonna fight her in a sec

now he’s quoting hamlet

now he’s threatening her and telling her to leave the school? is it crack? is it crack that you’re on? you don’t go up to random girls, quote halmet and then tell her to leave school?

this wasn’t meant to be a cr thread but this book is stupid

bad foreshadowing 101

ofc it was car crash...like elena.

some guy is helping her WALK UP THE STAIRS. annoying heroine alert.

this IS elena, I’m sorry, who let this happen?

NOT HER MENTIONING LEGACIES THIS IS THE WORST FORESHADOWING EVER AND IS TRYING SO HARD WITH CULTURAL REFERENCES

teenagers wearing fancy clothes to eat dinner? wut?

she doesn’t know how to make a snowball...

she’s so dumb, I’m losing brain cells

galvanise must have been the word of the week when the author was writing it BECAUSE IT APPEARS THAT BLOODY MUCH

does she think teenagers think in abbreviations? middle aged women stop writing young adult fiction if you can’t write young adults!!

this book is making me mad, but I can’t stop