Out of books/TV shows/movies/recipes? Here are some things to help pass the quarantine:
- Find songs where you can replace one line of lyrics with "That no-good Carole Baskins."
- Create bitterdough bread.
- Take a sword and shave it down to a knife.

- Find out your mail delivery person's Venmo and tip them!
- If you own a lizard, Guinea pig, or other small pet, make a tiny cardboard town for them to Godzilla around.
- Play a new kitchen game with leftover ingredients called "Will It Lasagna?"

- Time is relative now, create a new day of the week.
- Name that day.
- Be naked all day on that new 8th day of the week because clothing, like time, also means nothing.
- Live near a dumpster? Capture a raccoon, dress it up like Tom Nook, and release it back into the wild.

- Say "Can you believe that shit?" to your cat or a lamp.
- Use your video editing software to splice Oliver Platt into more movies.
- Talk smack about Balto or Bolt or some other animated dog to your dog.
- Make a grilled cheese.
- Make a seared cheese.
- Make a roasted cheese.

- Photoshop Lupita Nyong'o into every third Facebook picture in your albums.
- Pick a book you own, rewrite that book with the same characters from the 36th page onward with the prompt "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

Just stay inside.