I think I'm going crazy, a thread:

So yesterday, while staying up late reading, i heard a very loud buzzing noise beside my ear and so I sat straight up and turned on my phone flashlight. I directed it towards the wall and a GIANT cockroach sped by. Ofc i immediately turned on -

- the lights and waited for the roach to come out. I killed a smaller roach, but I knew that wasnt the one I saw. I stood there for 30 minutes before I called in for backup. We flipped every pillow and shook every curtain and the giant cockroach was nowhere in sight. Today, the -

- same thing happened! I was reading in the dark, then I heard that loud buzz going towards me. I shone my phone flashlight in front of me and it was ON MY BLANKET. Naturally, I jumped up ten feet in the air and ran to turn on the lights. This time there were two other roaches -

- aside from the giant one. I saw the big roach quickly hide behind a fold in the curtain. I killed one of the smaller ones and called backup again to kill the other one. We flipped all the pillows, checked all the pillowcases and shook all the curtains. Again, there was no -

- giant cockroach. I have never heard a flying cockroach buzz that loud and now I lowkey think it's some evil entity come to kidnap me. In conclusion, I hate cockroaches and my entire house needs to be rid of cockroaches IMMEDIATELY. Ty for listening to my TedTalk.

WTFFF I KID YOU NOT, IMMEDIATELY AFTER TWEETING THIS THREAD, I SAW IT FROM THE CORNER OF MY EYE SKFJRBFJDKENNF. IT'S ON MY TABLE RIGHT NOW