im gonna start a thread of all the shit i hear my coworkers saying

lets start with:
“do those meds you take everyday make it so you can dance all day?”

“dude shes one of the boys what do you MEAN”
this one made me a lil s*icidal not gonna lie

“new york AND las vegas traits in you? how the hell does that go?”

“are you an indoor cat or an outside cat”

“im gonna tell tiger to beat your ass”

“shes like 2 feet tall what the hell is she gonna do?”

“her name is TIGER shes gonna kill you”

*this is from across the warehouse*

“DUDE!!! OUR BRAINS ARE FUCKING MASSIVE!!!”

“NOT AS MASSIVE AS MY DICK!!!”

“im tryna eat tho! some tacos! lady tacos!!”

me: hey i saw you on bumble the other day hahaa weird

“id you swipe right????”

um ... no

“damn it”

“are you just always high? you move really slowly sometimes”

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