Jungwoo:
-gay pt. 2 but out
-was the sperm donor for his 36 year old butch best friend who’s his manager at ross
-Jaehyun is in his dms
Lucas:
-plays basketball
-got one of the cheerleaders at his uni pregnant
-she’s managing to hide the pregnancy well even though she’s 4 months pregs
-refuses to get a job because he thinks he can go pro even tho he’s always benched
Mark Lee:
-church boy
-got his hs gf pregnant during the last quarter of senior year
-had a shotgun wedding that summer so they wouldn’t be damned to hell for eternity
-mad about it bc he wanted to thot around in college
Xiaojun:
-met her when he was playing his guitar in a field one day and she was on molly dancing along
-he thinks she’s the girl of his dreams but she’s really just crazy and high all the time
-she may or may not be affiliated with a cult
-they’re having twins
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