My grandfather (75) lives with my parents. Dad and grandfather are two of the biggest picks I& #39;ve ever met in my life and they won& #39;t leave eachother alone for 5 minutes soooooooo, I decided to make a thread of all the ridiculous stuff they say to eachother on the daily! Enjoy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Dad to grandfather:
"You better watch your mouth or I& #39;ll put you in one of those homes that got corona" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Pop: *eating a bun*
Dad: "you don& #39;t need to be eating that your getting fat"
Pop: "says the man who I watched eat half a cake at once the other day"
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So apparently i need to add mom to this thread too.
This one needs a preface: Soooo a few years before my parents bought thier new house someone killed themselves in the basement. DARK i know sorry...
Okay so anyway...the lights flicker non stop here sooo. IBC...
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