fuck it thread of tma characters as pastries i have saved in my phone bc i sent one a day to Jon for like a month and I& #39;ve got to get these off my phone and organise my gallery i can& #39;t keep saving it to the folder & #39;let them eat cake& #39;. Anyway most of these are from bon apetit.

1. Jonathan Sims, the man himself. Thought about it for like a minute and he& #39;s this cake with apples in it. I think it& #39;s claire& #39;s recipe, but it looks like crumbly cake and has a soft sweet core, just like him.

2. Martin Blackwood. My disinterest in this man is no secret but he& #39;s these swirly tie die cookies. The icing looks like it would give me a stomachache. just like him.

3. Sasha, my wonderful girl, brave and beautiful who deserves everything but got sacrificed to the wrong god. This bowl of things! Can& #39;t remember what it is, but there& #39;s fresh fruit and ice cream and I& #39;d actually eat it!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💗" title="Growing heart" aria-label="Emoji: Growing heart"> She deserves to be something with ice cream.

4. Gertrude Robinson!! Now, everyone knows that I& #39;m in love with her, if she was a statue I& #39;d throw myself at her feet. She& #39;s these fudge brownies that look a bit bitter & like they& #39;d choke someone if you eat them too fast! I also love fudge brownies and I& #39;m biased.

5. Elias Bouchard! He& #39;s this strawberry shortcake mainly bc every time i see this i sing the strawberry shortcake theme song (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes"> that girl& #39;s so sweet, just like her name https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes">) and i think that& #39;s the kind of fun music elias would like. Also this looks really nice to eat!

6. Melanie King! She& #39;s not a cake, she& #39;s this chaat dish i have saved also from bon appetit with coriander on it bc coriander is so good???? rip to people who have the coriander tastes like soap gene but that sounds like a you problem. Anyway this has a kick to it like Melanie

7. Georgie! She& #39;s this carrot cake bc it& #39;s sturdy and dependable and one of the few forms of carrots that I will eat and it has a fun icing that I probably would not eat but i appreciate its role in masking the carrotness.

8. Jane Prentiss. The moment I heard that she was laying face down on the road in a red dress was the moment I decided I was in love with her. She& #39;s this lovely drink which i think has peach in it? Its supposed to make you feel better when you& #39;re ill & she makes me feel betterhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Sparkling heart" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkling heart">

9. Basira! She& #39;s the most competent person at the archives so she gets those soufflé like things bc they look hard to make! Lots of meticulous thinking and precise measurements required I think. And that& #39;s it! End of thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">