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fuck it thread of tma characters as pastries i have saved in my phone bc i sent one a day to Jon for like a month and I've got to get these off my phone and organise my gallery i can't keep saving it to the folder 'let them eat cake'. Anyway most of these are from bon apetit.
1. Jonathan Sims, the man himself. Thought about it for like a minute and he's this cake with apples in it. I think it's claire's recipe, but it looks like crumbly cake and has a soft sweet core, just like him.
2. Martin Blackwood. My disinterest in this man is no secret but he's these swirly tie die cookies. The icing looks like it would give me a stomachache. just like him.
3. Sasha, my wonderful girl, brave and beautiful who deserves everything but got sacrificed to the wrong god. This bowl of things! Can't remember what it is, but there's fresh fruit and ice cream and I'd actually eat it!! 
She deserves to be something with ice cream.
She deserves to be something with ice cream.
4. Gertrude Robinson!! Now, everyone knows that I'm in love with her, if she was a statue I'd throw myself at her feet. She's these fudge brownies that look a bit bitter & like they'd choke someone if you eat them too fast! I also love fudge brownies and I'm biased.
5. Elias Bouchard! He's this strawberry shortcake mainly bc every time i see this i sing the strawberry shortcake theme song (
that girl's so sweet, just like her name ) and i think that's the kind of fun music elias would like. Also this looks really nice to eat!
that girl's so sweet, just like her name ) and i think that's the kind of fun music elias would like. Also this looks really nice to eat!
6. Melanie King! She's not a cake, she's this chaat dish i have saved also from bon appetit with coriander on it bc coriander is so good???? rip to people who have the coriander tastes like soap gene but that sounds like a you problem. Anyway this has a kick to it like Melanie
7. Georgie! She's this carrot cake bc it's sturdy and dependable and one of the few forms of carrots that I will eat and it has a fun icing that I probably would not eat but i appreciate its role in masking the carrotness.
8. Jane Prentiss. The moment I heard that she was laying face down on the road in a red dress was the moment I decided I was in love with her. She's this lovely drink which i think has peach in it? Its supposed to make you feel better when you're ill & she makes me feel better
9. Basira! She's the most competent person at the archives so she gets those soufflé like things bc they look hard to make! Lots of meticulous thinking and precise measurements required I think. And that's it! End of thread 
