Disney+ has wisely uploaded Ducktales 2017, a series that you have to watch in the right order, in the wrong order.

There's a list of the right order online.

Disney+ has wisely made it a 15 minute trek to get out from watching one episode and back to the episode list.
Netflix:
* Press O to get the menu
* Press down once to More Episodes.

Disney+:
* Press O to home screen
* Scroll past "Because You Watched Ducktales (2017)
* Wisely don't click the "Ducktales" icon, that's the old Ducktales.
* Press right to the NEW Ducktales and click that.
* Down to Episodes
* Be confused that it's just a list of character names and one five-parter
* Realise this is "Ducktales Shorts" and STILL is not it
* O to return to home menu
* Scroll up past Originals
* Scroll up to Recommended For You, which has Ducktales in it
* No, that's the original as well, but to the right of it you can see--
* No, that's Ducktales Shorts again, ok, well
* We're at the top now, down I guess?
* Aha! Anoth-- oh, no, that's Ducktales the movie. That was never much good.
* Down past Trending
* Down past Animated Movies
* Down past Reimagined Classics
* Marvel...
* Disney Channel COME ON, I WAS JUST WATCHING IT
* Musicals
* Action And Adventure
* Oh hey, the new Star Wars is on here! I never got round to seeing that oh, no, no it's Last Jedi, I've got the bluray of that.
* Throwbacks...
* "Beasts and Monsters"?!? Ok this isn't working is it. WHERE HAS DUCK TALES GONE
* THEY KNOW I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING DUCKTALES, WHY ISN'T IT ON MY HOME SCREEN??!
* Surely there's a Continue Watching row here somewhere
* Scroll up
* Oh ok there it is, Continue Watching was buried in the middle and I went past it.
* Click DuckTales
* it puts you right back on the wrong episode you were trying to avoid.
* Wonder if there's a way to access whatever this icon is
* Try every button
* There is not.
* O to try and access ANY SORT of menu
* Oh yeah, that puts you back to the home screen doesn't it
* AARGHH
* Aha! Left into another menu
* Up to "Search"
Am I seeing this right, if you type "Duc" in the Disney+ search bar, five things whose names do not start with "Duc" come up before anything to do with DuckTales, and ELEVEN THINGS come up before either of the actual DuckTales series?!?
AND THE LIVE-ACTION BEAUTY AND THE BEAST COMES UP

THAT DOESN'T EVEN SAY DUCK

IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE "DUC" ANYWHERE IN IT
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