Commencing my rewatch of all Disney classics today.

1. Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

- Grumpy represents 90% of the British public. A forever mood.

- Dopey is every man I’ve ever dated (clueless).

- The Queen asking a skeleton if it’s thirsty before kicking it to pieces is such an iconic moment. We stan.

2. Pinocchio

- Cleo is the definition of GLAM.

- If a wooden puppet spoke to me it would be immediately set alight.

- This could all have been avoided if Geppetto had just TAKEN his CHILD to school.

- Poor boy is consistently blamed for being KIDNAPPED. Stop victim shaming.