Nct ot21 minus Chenle and Jisung with baby mamas thread
Taeil:
-Got his college gf pregnant
-they break up and get back together like every other month
-he works at mcdonalds tryna support her and the baby on the way
Johnny:
-whore
-got like 5 different babymamas with 12 kids(they have a support group)
-got Taeyong’s gf pregnant
Taeyong:
-she cheated with Johnny so the baby is not his
-wants to get married but she dumped him after he asked
-got an office job to pay child support
Yuta:
-was workin as pool before he got the older rich woman pregnant
-now he’s her trophy husband
-they have like 3 kids now
-he exclusively hangsout with trophy wives in his neighborhood
Kun:
-he don’t like her she don’t like him
-was the tutor for the abg then got her pregnant
-she cheats(prob with Johnny)
-does not believe that baby is his(it is)
-went on maury 5 times
Doyoung:
-They’re both a lil crazy
-she got arrested for arson
-he doesn’t wanna pay bail
-him and lilyoung visit her in jail
Ten:
- gay but in the closet
- he got with a white girl who’s also in the closet
-when they kiss you can tell there’s no chemistry
-they’re adopting
Jaehyun:
-messy
-instagram photographer
-meet her when he dm’d her to take a photoshoot where she had a slice of pizza over her coochie
-gets mad when she talks to other men even though they’re not together
Winwin:
-was told to come backstage at a concert for a band he liked
-was to shy to ask where the bitches where at
-was bitches
- got the drummer pregnant now he’s a permanent groupie
Jungwoo:
-gay pt. 2 but out
-was the sperm donor for his 36 year old butch best friend who’s his manager at ross
-Jaehyun is in his dms
Lucas:
-plays basketball
-got one of the cheerleaders at his uni pregnant
-she’s managing to hide the pregnancy well even though she’s 4 months pregs
-refuses to get a job because he thinks he can go pro even tho he’s always benched
Mark Lee:
-church boy
-got his hs gf pregnant during the last quarter of senior year
-had a shotgun wedding that summer so they wouldn’t be damned to hell for eternity
-mad about it bc he wanted to thot around in college
Xiaojun:
-met her when he was playing his guitar in a field one day and she was on molly dancing along
-he thinks she’s the girl of his dreams but she’s really just crazy and high all the time
-she may or may not be affiliated with a cult
-they’re having twins
Hendery:
-instagram comedian
-constantly tweets scopa tu manna/bomboclaat about shit no one cares about
-got himself a white pick-me named Mary-Beth Louise Washington
-she used to camp under his tweets and agreed with all his shit
Renjun:
-host a radio show at uni(no one tunes in)
-features on yangyang soundcloud raps when he needs a vocalist
-got his hs gf pregnant in junior year, he wont and will never pay child support
-she’s also the cohost of the radio show(if you tune in you can sense the tension)
Jeno:
-has a work study at the school library
-hooked up with the weird girl who smells like eraser shavings and chalk at a party
-she’s pregnant and doesn’t know
-she’s obsessed with him now
Haechan:
-thinks his life a movie
-thinks he pulls bitches(he doesn’t)
-knocked up the lil sister of Johnny’s babymama #3
-she’s giving it up for adoption(they both don’t want it)
Jaemin:
-player
-pulls bitches
-got two girls pregnant
-they used to be best friends but now they hate each other
Yangyang:
-SoundCloud rapper under the name 2yangz
- acts like he grew up rough even tho his parents are rich and from germany
-constantly plays league and watch trash anime
-yet he got with an insta baddie at a party and r still together
-they have a 1-year old named Darius
Bonus: Chenle and Jisung
-they got to college now everyone they know has a baby mama or multiple
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