They need to have a #NationalBottomDay because the fleeting process alone deserves acknowledgment. Y’all don’t understand how scressful that shit can be.
You prepared for 45mins - 1hr, JUST for a 5 - 10 session since the nigga buss quick. Now you’re laying there, pulling up jack’d to see who you could finish the night off with in that area. Only me? Ok
Niggas be demanding you to make sure your ass is clean but their dick smell like warm bologna.
Tops, y’all have it made!!!!! It doesn’t take long at all for y’all to get ready.
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