I've said it a dozen times but I would believe every story about Jamarcus Russell throwing the football https://twitter.com/Repo/status/1247366909110235136

Jamarcus Russell could totally throw the football into a thermal exhaust port 2 meters wide, setting off a chain reaction

The Hadron Collider is just Jamarcus Russell throwing a tennis ball against a wall. People don't know that.

Jamarcus Russell can, in fact, throw the ball to himself by creating a wormhole

The Bifrost is just Jamarcus throwing Thor wherever he has to go