How to develop a heart disease.

(This is a toast recipe thread)
Get a bread. Get more to speed up the process.
Spread marjerin as much as you want. Salted unsalted dont care.
Lay up a cheese. 12 layers of cheeses (wtf?) if you want.
Take another bread. Spread marjerin in the inside. Cover your shameless fat ass cheese.

Now, spread mayonis on the outside. Yes, outside.
Now burn it. Both side. As long as you want. As dark as your black heart.
Eat up. Nobody saw you becoming fat during this MCO.
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