watched the parent trap yesterday and honestly whose answer to a breakup is to take one baby each and never speak again
i never understand why those kids weren't fuming
there's one scene where they vaguely address what happened and they're just like 'aw damn we had that fight and then i just never saw you again'. didn't think to look up the extremely public phone number for either his huge vineyard or her world-famous wedding dress business
just to check on the other child they have on the other side of the world. instead they were just like 'i've already got one of these'
also the mum fully grabbed one baby and got on a plane. you know she had a favourite
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