My fellow Kings, here& #39;s useful advice to consider if you& #39;re going to ghost a hun [Thread] https://twitter.com/karlowitch/status/1247460553909506050">https://twitter.com/karlowitc...

Who do you ghost?

Exchanged 4 texts on Tinder. Ghost.
Shared breakfast in bed? No ghost.

As a rule, try not to ghost people you& #39;re in a relationship with. As tempting as it is, try not to ghost your wife.

Under no circumstances do you ghost a woman who will find & murder you.

Once you decide to ghost, that& #39;s it. Don& #39;t waste her time & follow with excuses:

- My phone was off (for 3 months bruh?)
- I didn& #39;t see this text
- Was trying to free Joe Exotic
- Work was so busy the last 5yrs

Only acceptable excuse? You were in jail for rescuing puppies.

Most of you guys aren& #39;t studs, let& #39;s face it. You wear football shirts to the club, drink Savanna & walk around clouded in Axe "fragrance".

There& #39;s a good chance she& #39;s the one doing the ghosting.

When last did you hear from her?

- A week ago: you& #39;re okay
- 6 months ago: haha

If you& #39;re consistently being ghosted.

Ask yourself:

- Do you send huns texts like "hi bby"?
- Do you triple text & can& #39;t take a hint?!
- Do you spend more time on Instagram filters than your personality?
- Do you forward WhatsApp chain messages? (5G causes Coronavirus)

If you& #39;re still unsure whether or not to ghost someone. It& #39;s perfectly okay to put people in the friendzone.

You& #39;re not going to click with everyone romantically. Don& #39;t be a simp, be a shark*

*Literally, no idea what that means but it& #39;s provocative.. it gets the people going!