Why does the idea of utterly broke wei wuxian who lost his wallet AND HAS NOTHING IN IT

Lan Wangji either stopping someone else from stealing it or he finds it empty but sees the cute picture of a-yuan and wei ying in it so he puts money in the wallet

JUST SUGAR DADDY LAN ZHAN

JUST PICTURE LAN ZHAN GOING THROUH THE EFFORTS OF RETURNING THE WALLET

He feels slightly bad that it was empty, maybe he thinks that someone stole the money that was in it.

But when he arrives to the rundown apartment, he suspects that maybe there was never any money in it

And oh god he feel guilt cuz he is an heir to Gusu Lan fortune and he just had piles of money JUST THERE

And Wei Ying opens the door looking gorgeously frazzled with tiny A-Yuan in his arms looking adorable as heck but sick

So you have one very broke single parent Wei Ying who may or may not have just had the kid given to him (or he finds him abandoned on the streets) and when decided to keep him

MADAM YU CUT HIM OFF

OR HE WAS FORCED TO QUIT SCHOOL TO BE ABLE TO PROVIDE HIS TIME TO BABY A-YUAN

AND HE USES THE LAST OF HIS MONEY TO TAKE HIM TO THE DOCTOR AND FOR MEDICINE

(Wait is in china or the us WAIT DO THEY HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE??)

And so Lan Zhan is at the door with the empty wallet that Wei Ying had no idea was missing

Wei Ying is of course grateful so he invites him in for tea!

But once insida Lan Zhan feel even more worried for their situation and stuff

So he sneakily tries to get info from him

But boy is no good at subtly and the only reason he then knows is cuz Wei Ying over shares info

And that my friends would be the start of how Lan Zhan forces his way into being Wei Yings sugar daddy

BUT LIKE HE HAS NO IDEA HE IS CUZ HE JUST IS LIKE I AM HELPING

Of course Wei Ying will fall for the handsome man who wants to give him and a-yuan a better life

WHY DO I REALLY WANT TO WRITE THIS WANGXIAN AU

It’s 4 am now and I added quite a bit of tweets to this ahhhhhhhhh

Oh god reading this one accidental sugar daddy fic MADE ME REMEMBER HOW I DESPERATELY WANT A WANGXIAN ONE

Just Lan Zhan noticing that A-Yuan’s things needed updating and just buying it and awkwardly giving it to Wei Ying

PLEASE MY HEART