I just had a dream that Aretha Franklin was about to cuss out Etta James during heavenly choir practice and the saints got INTO IT
So it seemed like a regular old choir practice. Aretha was leading Mazin Grace as she does when The Choir Director Formally Known As Prince stoped practice because SOMEBODY was off key
Aretha: “OFF KEY!? It must be somebody in the choir because it ain’t me”
Aretha kicked off her kitten heels and faced the heavenly choir like ‘so wassup tho’

They all sat there like
Like...
Then Etta James stood up out of no where and said

“The choir is off because you’re off”
Hateretha took a step back, thrown off as Etta stared her DOWN from the choir stand.

Whitney tries to intervene

“Y’all need to let that old mess go”
“I’ll let it go when Aretha lets somebody that can sing. SING LEAD.”

It was clear they had beef from the back back days because Michael & Prince were in the corner GAGGING
Hateretha walked up face-to-face to Etta

And...
...then I woke up.
Moral of this thread:

Benadryl is a hellava drug
Now go wash your hands
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