When I get married I’m going to allow myself 4.5 minutes of sleep so I can spend all my time cooking and cleaning for my husband. The small amount of sleep I do have isn’t for me it’ll be so that I can recharge and I am fit enough to serve my husband again

i’ll make sure that when he comes home from work i’ll be on my knees by the door to take off his shoes and polish them for him and then I’ll carry him to the living room where his dinner will already be ready. i’ll stand in a corner facing the wall because i don’t deserve to look

i’ll lick his plates & eat his leftovers for my dinner i need to make sure i don’t waste any food feeding myself. i’ll then take his socks off and get him dressed and ready for bed. i’ll allow him to use me as a foot rest for when he wants to watch tv or use me as a table to eat

I’ll let him sit on my back and I’ll carry him on all fours like a dog to our bedroom and then I’ll place him gently on the bed. For dinner all I get to eat is his belly button fluff from when I clean it for him. I’ll blow his nose for him and clip his toenails with my teeth.

I wouldn’t dare sleep in the same bed as him because I wouldn’t want to disturb him in his sleep or take up any space or use any blanket. I wouldn’t ask him to spend money on my own bed so I’ll sleep under the kitchen sink to stay out of his way. I’ll use bin bags as a blanket.

Tend to his needs. I wouldn’t ever look at him in the eye I’ll stare at the floor when he addresses me and when I walk away I won’t turn my back on him. I don’t deserve to lay eyes on him.