The thread no one asked for but everyone needed

Ateez as the office

Hongjoong as Oscar
-confused and tired
-doing their best amongst the chaos
-give them a break

Seonghwa as Pam
-has seen everything
-dont tell mom
-is probably disgusted/disappointed and halfway out the door

Yunho as Phyllis
-sweet but might have tea on you
-positive crackhead
-special (we still love you)

Yeosang as Stanley
-done with everyone a long time ago
-comedy 1000000/10
-brutally honest

San as Jim
-iconic
-here to troll
-will cause problems on purpose

Mingi as Kevin
-both in and out of the loop at the same time
-easily sidetracked and listening for gossip
-can be bribed (especially with food)

Wooyoung as Kelly
-just smile and nod
-lowkey high maintenance (sorry woo its a joke-)
-will steal your man

Jongho as Dwight
-has priorities (but the question is, do they make sense?)
-apologizes on behalf of his colleagues for their behaviour
-will call you out easily

BONUS

Kq as Michael
-lets fuckin party
-probably let several things slide
-supervises chaos

~end of thread~