Bizzare stories in Islam {Thread}

How are babies created? Man ejaculates gushing water and women sexual fluids.

Tafsir Ibn Kathir Quran 86:7

"(He is created from a water gushing forth.) meaning, the sexual fluid that comes out bursting forth from the man and the woman"

"(Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs.) "The backbone of the man and the ribs of the woman"

"It (the fluid) is yellow and fine in texture. The child will not be born except from both of them (i.e., their sexual fluids)''

Science is yet to discover this!

Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) is said to be the perfect man and guide and shining exemplar for all humanity to follow and emulate

A apostle of peace, who showed the way for women's rights (which my earlier thread spoke of) and marrying his own daughter in law

The story below

"One day Muhammad went out looking for Zayd. There was a covering of haircloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered"

"Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet"

Tabari VIII:4

This being something revolutionary, would have created a ruckus, hence Allah revealed the following verse which made two things happen

1. Made the lovely Zaynab highly attractive Zaynab highly unattractive to Zayd (Mohammad's adopted son)

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2. Revelation of verse Quran 33:37

Quran 33:37

"So when Zayd had no longer any need for her, We married her to you in order that there not be upon the believers any discomfort concerning the wives of their adopted sons when they no longer have need of them. And ever is the command of Allah accomplished"

Mohammad is said to have traveled to heavens on a winged Buraq

Then a white animal which was smaller than a mule and bigger than a donkey was brought to me. The animals step (was so wide that it) reached the farthest point within the reach of the animal's sight

Bukhari 5:58:227

More description of this fantastic horse / mule hybrid beast

Then he [Gabriel] brought the Buraq, handsome-faced and bridled, a tall, white beast, bigger than the donkey but smaller than the mule. He could place his hooves at the farthest boundary of his gaze. He had long ears.

Whenever he faced a mountain his hind legs would extend, and whenever he went downhill his front legs would extend. He had two wings on his thighs which lent strength to his legs

Source: Muhammad al-Alawi al-Maliki, al-Anwar al Bahiyya min Isra wa l-Mi'raj Khayr al-Bariyyah

Here Mohammad chides his believer for marrying a matron rather a young virgin

"Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said to me, "O Jabir! Have you married?" I said, "Yes." He said, "A virgin or a matron?" I replied, "A matron" he said

"Why not a virgin, so that you might play with her and she with you, and you might amuse her and she amuse you"

Sahih Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 64, Hadith 280

Islamic angel Jibreel job responsibilities also include blowing into private parts of virgin, unguarded women, leading her to get pregnant and deliver Islamic Isa

Tafsir Ibn Kathir Quran 66:12

"(And Maryam, the daughter of `Imran who guarded her chastity (private part)"

"(And We breathed into it (private part) through the angel Jibril. Allah sent the angel Jibril to Maryam, and he came to her in the shape of a man in every respect. Allah commanded him to blow into a gap of her garment and that breath went into her womb through her private part"

According to Islamic texts the Earth rests on the back of a whale, which is on back of a bull, which stands on a rock, beneath which lies dust, under which lies, no one knows except Allah

Quran implies and endorses flat Earth theory

Quran 15:19 Tafsir Jalal - Al Jalalayn

"And the earth We have stretched it out, spread it flat, and cast therein firm mountains, lest it should sway beneath its inhabitants, and caused to grow therein every kind of balanced thing"

Apparently Mohammad split the the Moon (not sure who glued it back) - ancient astronomers did not record this event though. Very strange

Quran 54:1 Tafsir Ibn Kathir

"The people of Makkah asked the Prophet for a miracle and the moon was split into two parts in Makkah"

1400 year old Mohammadean genetics

"The reproductive substance of man is white and that of woman yellow, and when they have sexual intercourse and the male's substance prevails upon the female's substance, it is the male child that is created by Allah's Decree"

"and when the substance of the female prevails upon the substance contributed by the male, a female child is formed"

Sahih Muslim, Book 003, Hadith 614

So simple

More male = boy
More female = girl

Voila

And those are just a few of the bizarre and strange stories in these Islamic texts, stuff like the texts above make me wonder how in the world Muslims have the audacity to even begin to mock other faiths.

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