so I just moved into this place and there's a balcony that's the alternative outdoor option to nine miles of confusing hallway to the elevator to leave the building entirely, and

friends

there is a dove

she is nesting

on two eggs

I am morally obligated to fuck off from there

so now I need to figure out where to vape because I'm not going to potentially orphan these wee eggs for a vice, even if it is for pain management and all

*sighs and googles how long this is gonna last*

...like a month, depending on when she laid them

alright fine then

*sigh*

here she is, if she's not a dove then sorry, I'm not a birdologist

(don't worry, I took it through the window)

Y'ALL LOOK

THE TUBE IS WORTH IT

(don't worry I took this one through the window too)

oh that's not in this thread

I started blowing my vape out a window using a paper towel tube when I don't want to go all the way outside

obnoxious but totes worth it for the bebe birbs