Me: <working>
My wife: "Looks boring, why aren't you making naked ladies bouncing their boobs?"
Me: "Cause I don't have a model like that..."
<short silence>
Wife: "But seriously, do you have the skills to make that? Can you learn it?"
Me: "...I think I would be able to."
Maybe it's cabin fever but I just explained to my wife how'd I approach the topic of making an app with a naked lady with bouncing boobies in Unity and we discussed how viable of a career path that is.
Part 2
Wife: "Wouldn't you prefer to make sex games for a living?"
Me: "To what I'm doing right now? Always."
Wife: "See, so it's a good idea. Just don't make it that you have to reach level 90 or something to see some action, that sucks."
Y'all horny
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