Me: <working>
My wife: "Looks boring, why aren& #39;t you making naked ladies bouncing their boobs?"
Me: "Cause I don& #39;t have a model like that..."
<short silence>
Wife: "But seriously, do you have the skills to make that? Can you learn it?"
Me: "...I think I would be able to."

Maybe it& #39;s cabin fever but I just explained to my wife how& #39;d I approach the topic of making an app with a naked lady with bouncing boobies in Unity and we discussed how viable of a career path that is.

Part 2
Wife: "Wouldn& #39;t you prefer to make sex games for a living?"
Me: "To what I& #39;m doing right now? Always."
Wife: "See, so it& #39;s a good idea. Just don& #39;t make it that you have to reach level 90 or something to see some action, that sucks."

Y& #39;all horny

This thread spot of much needed funny in a day marred with problems. Thanks everyone!