megyn kelly-
who got-
*squints over glasses frames*
*rummages through paperwork*
*licks index finger*
*rummages through more paperwork*

ah, yes.
here it is.

megyn kelly-
who got
FIRED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER from HER job....
has thoughts on how don lemon
who-
*refers back to paperwork*

appears to still HAVE his job-

should perform.......
the job where he remains employed to this day?
now...
i don't even know what don lemon did to inspire megyn kelly's contempt....
no idea.
don't even tell me.
b/c it doesn't matter.

i know that there are two ppl in the story...
and one of them got fired.
and one of them didn't.
also....
who gets 70 million dollars to not work and can't just sit quietly?

what kind of bitter, self-involved hellspawn needs more attention than seventy million captive dollars in her bank account?
you know what i'd tweet about if i had seventy million dollars?

my seventy million dollars.

right before i shut this account down.
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