Today marks 24 years of unity with my handler. To celebrate this momentous occasion, my kids have created .....wait for it..... a Family WhatsApp Group! Nkosi Sikelela i Afrika! 🙆‍♀️
Looks serious... treatment from them, kids ❤
Before you categorise me as an old geezer. Let me explain myself. It's 5 years of courtship plus 19 years of matrimony! I'm still a youth!
Okay now this is breach of protocol. This is my handler of 24 years!
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