Whenever my basic yoga friends talk about how cute lululemon apparel is, my messed up self is zoning out with this shit in my head:

For the people who are asking for a trigger warning:

1) didn’t think this would blow up, sorry.

2) y’all every been to Halloween horror nights or watched a scary movie? The fuck.

3) if this is retweeted by someone you follow and you don’t follow me, bitch at them for your TW. My followers know what I do for a living and expect this.

Oof good call.