It’s very lucky that I was already dating mynpartner when I started being more ONLINE on here because jesus fuck I doubt I’d ever have been able to ask anyone out again after seeing the metric shit ton of creepy reply guys y’all have to deal with daily

I think I would have been like yep it’s volumes of erotica and alone time till I die now because NOPE those waters are straight POISONED

And yes this is where I reveal to the late night crowd that my preferred type of porn is the WRITTEN WORD...shocker