ok so my cat was on the table (unlike him) and looking up into the window (which is not accessible and really high up) and i’m like wtf are u doing. so i look up, fully expecting to see someone standing there or something. there’s a fucking SPIDER. so i’m like OK i need to deal

with this. so i go to grab a shoe, fully prepared to kill it. when i get back to it, i look up and it FALLS..... so i’m like WTF WHERE IS IT. i’m looking all over the floor and then i see it’s on the wall now. so i’m like ok. it’s go time. i killed it and then cleaned my shoe off

so i go into my room (this was in the dining area) and then realize i need some water. so i go back into the kitchen and RIGHT WHERE I KILLED THE LAST ONE 2 MINUTES AGO.... IS A NEW SPIDER.... so i’m like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??????

AND AS I KILL THIS ONE... SOMETHING FALLS ON THE GROUND.

so i’m like EW what was that.... i look at my shoe to confirm i have now killed the second spider. i look down to see what fell and it was a rock from my shoe. oh but beside the rock..... IS ANOTHER SPIDER

SO I KILLED THIS ONE TOO. AND I AM TERRIFIED. I NEVER SEE THIS MANY SPIDERS AND I HOPE I DONT SEE ANY MORE THIS YEAR.