Read on Twitter
How many of these do you know? 
WARRI PROVERBS - READ, ENJOY AND THANK ME LATER
It's a Thread
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Na over confidence make February no complete.
3. Head wey no wan think, go carry load.
WARRI PROVERBS - READ, ENJOY AND THANK ME LATER
It's a Thread
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Na over confidence make February no complete.
3. Head wey no wan think, go carry load.
4. Book wey no gree enter head go enter exam hall.
5. Goat wey get mind follow Lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
6. Who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket!
7. Wetin concern dog with family planning?
5. Goat wey get mind follow Lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
6. Who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket!
7. Wetin concern dog with family planning?
8. Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
9. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
10. Pikin wey go strong go strong, no be say until dem name am Samson.
11. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing dey that pocket.
9. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
10. Pikin wey go strong go strong, no be say until dem name am Samson.
11. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing dey that pocket.
12. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Naso hold up take dey start.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water no for boil Fish.
14. No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile.
15. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water no for boil Fish.
14. No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile.
15. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
16. E dey clear pimple, e dey clear pimple na so bleaching take start.
17. Feel at home, feel at home na im dey make visitor spoil remote control.
18. It's a small world! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
19. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible.
17. Feel at home, feel at home na im dey make visitor spoil remote control.
18. It's a small world! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
19. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible.
20. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o.
21. Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
22. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
23. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot today go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
21. Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
22. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
23. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot today go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
24. The patient dog, nah hungry go kill am.
25. I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
26. No food for lazy man no be for person wey em mama get restaurant.
27. Who dey owe landlord rentage no dey fry stew wey curry dey.
25. I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
26. No food for lazy man no be for person wey em mama get restaurant.
27. Who dey owe landlord rentage no dey fry stew wey curry dey.
28. I am covered by the blood of JESUS, E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oh.
29. Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey close eye.
30. I wan marry, I need pikin, I need money, na e make Church overflow dey full.
31. Pikin way say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
29. Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey close eye.
30. I wan marry, I need pikin, I need money, na e make Church overflow dey full.
31. Pikin way say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
32. I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
33. I know book, I know book, na im make you dey say merit, instead of advantage.
34. The tin wey make egg strong for pot na im make yam also soft for pot.
33. I know book, I know book, na im make you dey say merit, instead of advantage.
34. The tin wey make egg strong for pot na im make yam also soft for pot.
35. Sun too hot e nor mean say fowl go Lay boiled egg.
36. Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree.
37. Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
38. Na cooperation dey make rice full pot.
36. Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree.
37. Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
38. Na cooperation dey make rice full pot.
39. Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka.
40. Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him with cat na mate.
41. This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
40. Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him with cat na mate.
41. This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
42. We go make am, we go make am, na im make village dry, Lagos full.
43. Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
44. Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!
45. Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
43. Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
44. Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!
45. Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
46. E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
47. I no be your mate, na e make slippers get size.
48. Park there, where you dey go, na so road block become toll gate.
49. Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.
47. I no be your mate, na e make slippers get size.
48. Park there, where you dey go, na so road block become toll gate.
49. Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.
50. I never ready, i no need love, na money I want, na so sugar daddy and mummy take start.
51. This writeup sweet, this writeup sweet, no mean say you no go retweet make your friends laugh join as we stay safe at home
for this Lockdown.
Happy quarantine
51. This writeup sweet, this writeup sweet, no mean say you no go retweet make your friends laugh join as we stay safe at home
for this Lockdown. Happy quarantine
Check my header 
IFB 
IFB
