“Now that you’ve added on a basement to your house I am sure you will be content...unless?” Tom Nook’s black glistening lips spread like a knife gash across his face revealing neat rows of pearly white teeth. “Unless I can interest you in something...special?”
The racoon’s skin sags on their frame like an ill fitting suit on a mannequin at the Able Sister’s tailor shop. Nook leans forward and a sickly sweet smell like an apple orchard in summer wafts from his open mouth.
“I can always use more...infrastructure” they wheeze and underneath their skin you hear a cracking like sticks snapping in a craft table vise and you suddenly know what they are proposing.
The raccoon’s fur bulges impossibly from the changes within it and they loom over the counter as the light in the Resident Services office dims. “I AM ALSO ALWAYS LOOKING TO EXPAND” the thing that now looks nothing like Tom Nook trills with a wet clicking croak...
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