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- i will rank all the songs on the soundtracks except for the score suites. even the really stupid ones. that means there are 32 of these songs. actually 35 because I will include the Christmas versions
35. my once upon a time -
this song sounds like it is from into the woods but also. it is so whiny and it has 0 message. mal doesn't even learn anything? the lyrics make no sense and it is the most boring descendants number period!
this song sounds like it is from into the woods but also. it is so whiny and it has 0 message. mal doesn't even learn anything? the lyrics make no sense and it is the most boring descendants number period!
34. did i mention (D3 ver) - 16 year old proposal
33. evil (descendants: wicked world) - it is like billie eilish but worst and so strange
32. rather be with you (descendants: wicked world) - the LYRICS TO THIS SONG DRIVE ME CRAZY and it isn't even catchy which is the redeeming quality of like all the other animated series songs
31. if only (reprise) - i mean it's like the song but shorter
30. bad is the new good (descendants: wicked world) - the lyrics to this song also are crazy and the chanting is insane but it is so catchy and i respect it while also hating it
29. better together (descendants: wicked world) - this song is actually okay but i love how the beat sounds like it was made in the club penguin music maker. also i like how dizzy is listening to it in D2.. but it is the worse version of break this down
28. good to be bad - i just dislike this song a lot... ways to be wicked and rotten to the core did it better! but i respect the boys rapping part so much
27. be our guest - THIS IS SO CHRISTIAN ACAPELLA GROUP AND I HATE IT AND I LOVE IT
26. chillin' like a snowman - while i respect sofia carson immensely, this is the worse version of a descendants CLASSIC!
25. if only - this song sounds like avril lavingne but i appreciate it
24. happy birthday - sarah jeffery thank you for serving i wish you sang more in the descendants franchise!
23. night is young (descendants: wicked world) - i can't in good faith rank this higher but it is a classic china anne mcclain bop
22. ways to be wicked - actually i like it better than i did upon first listen! apple apple dip dip!
21. dig a little deeper - china anne mcclain served
20. you and me - this song is fun and i appreciate the "water on a boat" thing. also how they keep redrying throughout the entire song. does not hit as hard as the other two closing songs though
19. evil like me - kristin chenowith as maleficent was a gift that continues to give. and the lyric "fingerlickin' evil to the bone"
18. i'm your girl (descendants: wicked world) - i unabashedly listen to this song very often and maybe it actually isn't that good but it's fun and i enjoy it a lot
17. VK MASHUP - i forgot it umm it can go here though. the person who pitched "why don't we just make a remix of all the songs they sing about being bad and evil?" i love you because this actually bangs and i like it better than good to be bad and ways to be wicked combined
16. rotten to the core D3 REMIX - thank you for this as well i love everything about it. harry's verse is so scary and jarring when you listen to this
15. rotten to the core - og banger and promo song.. i love the dance break . it's a good song and the best "we are VKs song"
14. space between - IT IS a little boring but i respect it on Women levels.. als o the head touch bye bye
13. did i mention - THIS OSNG IS SO FUN LIKE ONE OF THE MOST FUN NUMBERS R I D I C U L O U S
12. night falls - this song is so ridiculously good like i love it. i love it so much. but i wish the boys sang
11. jolly to the core - ... this song is better than it has any rights to be i listen to it year round
10. poor unfortunate souls - I WISH THIS SONG WAS IN THE MOVIE i wish this song was in the movie thank you china anne mcclain for everything EVERYTHING YOU DO!!!!
9. it's goin down - the harry rap. perfection. uma's lines. perfection. the fact that lonnie is in this scene and i didn't even realize. perfection. mal's lines.. need some work
8. do what you gotta do - ... it's so good who even expected this song to be THAT good. i wish it was a little more wild though. a little more fun.
7. what's my name - this song is good but it is a bit repetitive. but also yes you are uuuUUUuuuMMAAAA . loses points for "hook me!" gains points for "never earned how to count cuz I'm number 1"
**** I FORGOT THE KISS THE GIRL COVER consider it to be number 11 because it is a bop! and i like how dovesofiachina sound together
5. audrey's christmas rewind - the only flaw in this song is that it isn't a minute longer also i wish the clapping from the music video was in the streaming version. but i love this song it is SO fun
4. break this down - i also really love this song! thank you for not literally locking innocent people on the isle of the lost mal! also everyone has really cute outfits in this scene. also jay dancing with girl. k
wait something went wrong here. i have too many songs left
4b. QUEEN OF MEAN - this song slams and it could be higher but i am just not in the mood but i think it is perfect i also wish it was longer. thank you kenny ortega for realizing
sarah jeffery could sing before you started D3
sarah jeffery could sing before you started D3
3. one kiss - the only thing wrong about it is that shes singing about a m*n ... .but i can forgive her. so happy evie got the solo she deserved in D3! also her dancing is really cute and i appreciate it. evie thnx for being the successful female the descendants franchise needs
2. SET IT OFF - i love this song it makes me so happy like yasss let's set it off! also it just feels so well produced and i love the outfits in this scene (one of mal's best imo) just thank you. audrey singing. also it is just the only D1 song where sofia really gets to belt
1. CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN - no flaws perfect song literally nothing is wrong with it i love you sofia carson also the boys get to sing! a lot! and the dance is so fun and i like how she made VK clothes for ben and it is just SO GOOD!!!!! PERFECTION!!!
